Holiday Parody: "Here We Come A-Laureling"

Happy Holidays, everyone! A while back, Danny from the blog "Northward Ho" quoted a commenter on a forum who made me into a verb. As his blog here http://northwardho.blogspot.com/2009/10/laureling-new-word-to-honor-laurel.html quotes, "I propose that we coin a new word for that -- the word "Laureling" -- in honor of Laurel Kornfeld, who quickly shows up in every forum on the web that mentions "Pluto" and "planet..."Since I love writing parodies, this was just begging for one. So here it is, sung to the tune of "Here We Come A Wassailing."Here we come a-LaurelingIn person or online;Here we come defendingOur planet number nine!Love and joy come to you,And to all the planets too,And God bless youAnd save us all from the IAU!And God save us all from the IAU!We are not daily beggarsWho beg from door to door,But we come with petitionsFor Pluto to restore!Love and joy come to you,And to all the planets too,And God bless youAnd save us all from the IAU!And God save us all from the IAU!God bless all of the teachersWith the courage to resistAnd teach their students to keep PlutoOn the planet list!Love and joy come to you,And to all the planets too,And God bless youAnd ...